Loaded Banana

A man armed with a banana stuffed in his pocket robbed a convenience store in Philadelphia and rode away on a bicycle with cash and cigarettes. Authorities say the suspect is still at large and should be considered dangerous. If encountered, you should contact the police immediately and resist the urge to ask him, “is that a banana in your pocket?”

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