High Hopes for Clooney Nuptials

Yahoo News reports that George Clooney’s Lebanese father-in-law hails his daughter’s wedding to the Hollywood heartthrob as “very good news” for the Middle East. Skeptics aren’t so sure, citing past celebrity weddings that didn’t quite meet expectations. The marriage of Katy Perry and Russell Brand in 2010, for example, did absolutely nothing to jumpstart an era of economic prosperity in the South. And it appears now that the marriage of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in 2006 did not signal the end of global warming as many had hoped it would. As for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, the jury is still out. But so far their wedding has had little effect on world hunger.

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