Maine Cabin Caper

Authorities have arrested a suspect who has confessed to the recent robbery of a remote cabin in western Maine. Stolen were two stuffed bear heads, two lawn chairs and three flashlights. The investigating sheriff also reported that all the cabin’s futons appeared to have been slept in.

The suspect has not been named, but she is described as a teenage girl with golden blonde hair. When asked why she did it, the girl said that she was very tired so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first futon, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second futon, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third futon and it was just right.

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