DQ Serves Tainted Shake

A Dairy Queen in Colorado accidentally served a shake tainted with a chemical cleaner to a 7-year old boy after an employee mistakenly filled a cleaning bottle with syrup.

Anonymous sources at other popular chains have denied rumors they are also planning to test market the following new menu items with specialty chemicals added:

Master Blast of Pine-Sol
Caramel Clorox Frappé
Wild Windex Frosty Shake
WetJet Frappucino
McScrubbing Bubbler


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