Monthly Archives: August 2014

Maine Cabin Caper

Authorities have arrested a suspect who has confessed to the recent robbery of a remote cabin in western Maine. Stolen were two stuffed bear heads, two lawn chairs and three flashlights. The investigating sheriff also reported that all the cabin’s futons appeared to have been slept in. The suspect has not been named, but she […]

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Texas Day Care Duct Tape Debacle

A Texas couple are suing a day care center for duct taping their 2-year child to a nap mat. They obviously did not read the fine print on the waiver they signed which clearly states…”we reserve the right to duct tape or velcro hyper or otherwise unruly children to chairs, walls, mats or other stationary […]

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Giant Panda Fakes Pregnancy

The Telegraph reports that giant panda, Ai Hin, may have faked pregnancy to receive extra treats and better accommodations. Staff members at Chengdu Breeding Research Centre in China said they’ve also noticed Ai Hin “smelling like bourbon and cigarettes”, even though she’s been in rehab and supposedly quit smoking six weeks ago. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11059417/Giant-panda-faked-pregnancy-for-extra-treats-and-nicer-accommodation.html

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DQ Serves Tainted Shake

A Dairy Queen in Colorado accidentally served a shake tainted with a chemical cleaner to a 7-year old boy after an employee mistakenly filled a cleaning bottle with syrup. Anonymous sources at other popular chains have denied rumors they are also planning to test market the following new menu items with specialty chemicals added: Master […]

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