Monthly Archives: February 2013

Emeritus Pope

The Vatican says retired Pope Benedict XVI will be called ’emeritus pope’, which is Latin for, ‘The Pope Formerly Known as The Pope.’

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Fortune Cookies

Two close friends went to a Chinese restaurant and enjoyed a wonderful lunch together. At the end of the meal they each had a fortune cookie. And the fortune cookies said…

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Bullets in the Oven

A Florida woman cooking herself a snack was “shot” and wounded when the bullets her roommate had left inside the oven exploded. The incident has prompted some to suggest that warning labels be placed on all kitchen appliances to caution consumers of the hazards of having an idiot for a roommate.

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Coffee = Smaller Babies

A new study has linked coffee to the birth of smaller babies. A separate study has linked foo foo coffee drinks, such as a “Double-Decaf Cinnamon Vanilla Soy Latte Hold the Whip-Cream”, to the birth of even smaller, more pretentious babies.

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Donald Duck

In as little as a week, a second family has accused Donald Duck of racism, claiming he refused to hug their 5-year-old son because he was black. “I knew he had a thpeach impediment, but I had no idea he wuth a rathitht,” said Daffy Duck.

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