Monthly Archives: January 2013

Lightning and Headaches

Researchers at the University of Cincinnati have found that chronic headache sufferers have a 31 percent increased risk of headache and a 28 percent increased risk of migraine on days when lightning strikes within 25 miles of their home. A separate study has found that the risk may increase to 100 percent if they are […]

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Oldest Profession

Police in Connecticut arrested a 71-year-old woman on Friday for prostitution, confirming it is literally “the world’s oldest profession.”

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Neanderthal Baby

On Monday, Fox News reported that scientist George Church, a professor of genetics at Harvard’s Medical School, was seeking an ‘adventurous woman’ to have a Neanderthal baby. Church now claims that’s not so. He’s merely suggesting they meet for drinks, then whatever happens happens.

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Drunk Dentist

A dentist in New York was recently charged with conducting a dental procedure on a patient while under the influence of alcohol. The dentist was later overheard in a local pub shouting, “Geez! Getting a drink in here is like pulling teeth!”

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Honduran Embassy

Prostitutes allegedly looted the Honduran embassy after not receiving their pay for the diplomats’ Christmas orgy. Note to self – cancel RSVP to Honduran Embassy’s Valentine’s Day Dance.

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Presidential Inaugural Online Store

The Presidential Inaugural Committee has launched an online store where it will sell commemorative inaugural knickknacks. Here are a few items you won’t find there: 1. Autographed copy of the official inaugural cheer: I say Hussein! You say Hussein! Hussein! (Hussein!) Hussein! (Hussein!) 2. Official inaugural “FO MO MOFO” t-shirt 3. Official inaugural “FO MO […]

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More Wasabi, Please!

Bloomberg reported that Japan’s population fell by a record 212,000 in 2012. That’s all the proof I need that octopus, squid and sea urchin aren’t good for you, no matter how much wasabi you use.

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