Ten Signs of a Hard Winter

Ten Signs of a Hard Winter You Won’t Read About in the Farmer’s Almanac
  1. Those stockings hung by the chimney with care are starting to look more cozy by the minute.
  2.  There are 60 mph gusts of draft blowing under the door.
  3. You stop hoarding food and water, and start stockpiling Gold Bond anti-itch cream.
  4. There’s a petition circulating around work to change the name of “Casual Friday” to “Flannel Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday”.
  5. Frost hell! There’s like ten feet of snow on your windshield in the morning!
  6. You’re hooked on YouTube. Not because of the compelling videos, it just makes your laptop feel so damn toasty.
  7. Minus ten degrees wind chill?! Shut the front door! No, seriously…shut the front door!
  8. Did I say ten feet of snow? It’s more like twenty, at least!
  9. Orange band around a caterpillar, my ass! Check out these blue toes!
  10. It’s freakin’ cold outside!
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